Stories Archive by Month - January
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Undercover Spy Revealed In Conservative Party
A court case involving the alleged misdemeanours of Tory Cabinet members has ended in a shambles as the chief witness turned out to be an MI5 spy!
Gloria Honeybunch who joined the Kensignton Tory faithful in
Paris Hilton Resents That The Media Has Labeled Sarah Palin As Being "The Paris Hilton of Politics"
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was sitting in The Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends cut, her black roots dyed blonde, her nose hairs trimmed, and her ear lobes botoxed.
Her hair stylist FuFi
Lady Gaga And Justin Bieber To Star In The Film "The Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Strange But True Story"
HOLLYWOOD - According to Justin Bieber's publicist Poindexter Clickowitz Justin will be starring with Lady Gaga in MZM Pictures production of The Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Strange But True Story.
Clickowitz said that at first
Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack
Martha Stewart's dog was arrested and charged with domestic battery after head-butting his felonious mogul-master, who needed 9 stitches to close up a bloody gash on her upper lip.
Martha was getting ready to leave her
Gordon Ramsay Denies Ownership of Hair In Soup
Friends of Gordon Ramsay have tonight denied that a hair found in a bowl of his speciality Scottish soup ever belonged to him.
Friends say the super Chef's hair is firmly fixed to his
Justin Bieber Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction To Azt
Legendary crooner and confirmed bachelor Justin Bieber scared the sh-t out of the cast of 'CSI' Wednesday, when he had trouble breathing and fainted after an allergic reaction to the anti-retroviral drug AZT.
"We have to
York's Ripper - Never To Be Released 'A Throw Back To The 70's'
A team of law lords decided today mass murderer Peter Sutcliffe will never be released from prison unless he cuts his hair. They said that to release him today would be an unfathomable crime against
Peta Threatens To Sue Lady Gaga For Wearing Meat Bathing Suit!
Filice DeLinsky, a senior member of the animal rights group, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has ran an article in the New York Times Evening Edition last night against performer Lady Gaga
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