Stories Archive by Month - January

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Asset Allocation Advice For Karl Rove

LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) Dummy me, Karl! Gold settled for the day on the big contract which is the one I go by. That said, on the mini-gold, it looks like there's strength.

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Added: 15 January 2011
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Karl Rove, Do You Know What The First Step To Healing Is?

LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) Karl, the first step to healing is...forgiving those who have harmed you. Read this one, Karl Rove: http://www.webcommentary.com/php/ShowArticle.php?id=andersonm&date=110111 What I couldn't understand is how the Loma Linda

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Added: 15 January 2011
John Travolta Drops 50 Pounds On The Victoria Beckham Diet After Giving Birth To Son

John Travolta Drops 50 Pounds On The Victoria Beckham Diet After Giving Birth To Son

Scientologist John Travolta the first male-celeb to become pregnant and give birth has undergone a dramatic change in appearance. Just days after giving birth to his third child, the 1970s Vinnie Barbarino heart-throb appears

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Added: 15 January 2011
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Karl Rove, I'm Pulling Up My Gold Bids And Offers

LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) Karl Rove, I'm pulling up my gold bids and offers on my trading platform. On a peripheral note, I'm glad when it comes to equities - which I seldom

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Added: 15 January 2011
Ibm Computer Watson Wins Jeopardy Competition, Annoys Michelle Obama

Ibm Computer Watson Wins Jeopardy Competition, Annoys Michelle Obama

The IBM computer Watson was feeling quite good about himself this week when he beat out two Jeopardy champions in a trial run before his first nationally televised appearance on the game show. But

Subo Fanatics Gatecrash House Warming Party!

Subo Fanatics Gatecrash House Warming Party!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies are today boasting about their plans to gatecrash SuBo's house warming party this coming weekend. The party, at SuBo's new Blackburn home, is for family, friends, and selected

Barak Obama, Sarah Palin And Rush Limbaugh...a Compare/contrast

Barak Obama, Sarah Palin And Rush Limbaugh...a Compare/contrast

It's true that in the first days after a Democratic Congresswoman was shot in benighted Arizona, some jumped to the conclusion that the shooter had to have been connected with the Tea Party. Now it's

Harry Potter Is The Great Grandson of Authoress Beatrix Potter

Harry Potter Is The Great Grandson of Authoress Beatrix Potter

It has been discovered that Harry Potter is indeed the great grandson of famous children's author and much loved, Beatrice Potter who resided in The Lake District. Apparently, Beatrix gave birth to a daughter and had



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