Stories Archive by Month - January
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Taylor Swift Shocker: She Has A Crush On Adam Lambert
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Taylor Swift, the sweet little country songstress has confided that she finds Adam Lambert extremely attractive.
The popular recording artist confided in her bass guitarist
Jackson Hewitt Changes Its Name To "Refund Anticipation Loans 'R Us"
Perennial tax-preparation runner-up Jackson Hewitt has decided to capitalize on H&R Block's inability to provide its clients with Refund Anticipation Loans (RALs) by changing its name to "RALs 'R US."
"Want a Refund Anticipation Loan, we
Harry Potter 8 To Be Published In May 2011
J.K. Rowling disclosed at a book signing today that she has secretly been writing the eighth book in the Harry Potter series. "I completed the manuscript last week and it's with the editors as we
On Trading Futures, Karl Rove - And Some Other Things
LAS VEGAS - (Not satire - call this...therapy with Karl Rove!) I forgot to mention that many people don't know the difference between futures and options (i.e. that there are options on futures, but a
More Twilight: Midnight At The Oasis Revelations
Well after examining the trash can from the "Twilight; Midnight at the Oasis" rehearsal set WikiSquirts reports all they found was a couple hypodermic needles, a condom, half eaten and very decomposed avocado and turkey
Naked Male Pygmy On Cover of National Geographic Receives 10,000 Marriage Proposals
A naked male pygmy from the Ituri Forest in the Congo has received over 10,000 marriage proposals from women and 200 from men all around the world after appearing on the cover of the National
Hugh Hefner Engaged To Himself, Simultaneously Comes Out of The Closet
Los Angeles- Startling friends and former lovers and former playmates and former lovers of playmates and former friends of lovers of playmates, and former lovers of friends of playmates, Hugh Hefner announced today that
Katie Price Switches Sports, Cage Fighting To Boxing!
Katie Price, Jordan, or UK's Nr1 bimbo, has decided to swap sports because cage fighting with her husband, Alex Reid, (otherwise known as Alexis Reid whilst dressed as a transvestite), is boring.
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