Stories Archive by Month - January

Apparently during all the news about Sarah Palin giving up her governorship of Alaska and writing a bestseller and helping to raise grandson, Tripp, someone forgot to tell Tripp's father that he owes child support. Levi

New research into American social habits reveal an alarming trend amongst men to steer completely clear of marriage. Although Tiger Woods' wife is Swedish, Elin Nordegren is now seen as an anti-marriage catalyst amongst millions

When John Lennon claimed that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, everyone laughed. But it has now been confirmed that the stupid scouse twat was telling the truth: the Beatles were actually bigger than Christianity's favourite

WASHINGTON, DC – Senior White House officials confirmed today that the administration wants to appoint former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Said al-Sahhaf, as temporary Press Secretary. Better known throughout the world as Baghdad Bob, Mr.

LAKE PLACID, New York - Selena Gomez was in town to perform at the newly painted Adirondack Mountains Convention Center on the last leg of her Selena "Go-Go" Gomez East Coast Snow White Winterized and

Chelsea left back Ashley Cole today denied that he has had a botox injection. Fans at Stamford Bridge first began to suspect that he may have indulged in a spot of Botox therapy when he

In 2005, esteemed scientist and 2001 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year...Vagina's everywhere are cooling

Doctors in Truro have announced that a baby boy born in the Cornish town's hospital, is shaped like Leighton Buzzard, in Bedfordshire. The baby boy, named Derek Almaston, by his parents Dave and Alan Spinks is