Stories Archive by Month - January
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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Visit South Coast Satirist Skoob En Route To Iow
A big surprise today for the UK's south coast satirist (?) Skoob, when Twilight teen idols, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - now confirmed as a romantic item - dropped in at his humble abode
Mixed Miracle After Spanish Doctor Identifies Hands
A Spanish woman has been acquitted by a Spanish court of murdering her husband on the grounds of recently discovering that she has hands.
Carla Santiago (32, Spanish, has hands) had described Dr Sanchez Moldova
Obama, Limbaugh Regret Realtor's Mistake
A Honolulu based realtor mistakenly booked radio personality Rush Limbaugh, and President Barrack Obama into the same Hawaiian vacation condo at the same time. The mistake was discovered after Mr. Limbaugh arrived and tried to
Hippie Charles Manson Placed On 'House Arrest' After Civil Liberties Appeal
After protesting his incarceration for almost 40 years for crimes he claimed he didn't commit, Charles Manson was released and placed on 'house arrest' in Los Angeles County after a court room showdown with a
NASA Picks Shuttle Trader Magizine To Sell Off Space Shuttles
Unconfirmed sources report that NASA has decided sell off the fleet of Space Shuttles after the program concludes in the coming months. NASA has chosen the private service Shuttle Trader Magazine
Jade Goody 'Presence' Felt In Big Brother House
An emergency meeting was held last night to discuss what to do after several of the housemates on this year's Big Brother show complained that they had been 'bothered' by what two of them sensationally
Senator Elect Scott Brown Resting Comfortably After Vicious Mugging
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Scott Brown, the upset winner of the Senate seat formerly held by Ted Kennedy, has been mugged while visiting the Capital. The attackers, numbering
Dr David Kelly 'Went To Meet His Dealer', Bumped Into David Cameron!
London - (Illuminati Mess): Secret analysis of mobile phone records has thrown up a shocker in the latest unravelling of the Iraq WMD weapons inspector's 2003 mystery death.
Apparently Mossad sources had been bugging the MoD
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