Stories Archive by Month - January

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John Edwards Admits To Fathering Most of Asia

John Edwards Admits To Fathering Most of Asia

Recent controversy surrounding former Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards reached a new high on Tuesday, as Edwards admitted to having an affair while his wife struggled with cancer, starring in an explicit sex tape with

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 26 January 2010
Black & White Minstrels To Reform

Black & White Minstrels To Reform

Old TV variety favourite The Black and White Minstrel Show ought to be revived, claimed an academic yesterday. 'Sometimes you have to look back to move ahead', insisted Liam Twatte, the Noel Edmonds Professor of Idiocy

 The Spoof
Added: 26 January 2010
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Man Who's Been A Virgin For 27 Years Says His First Date Was ' Ok!'

Kelv Wostoncowski was a novice when it came to dating girls. Back home in Govat, Poland there were only two girls in his village and one was his sister! He admitted he would 'feel kinda

 The Spoof
Added: 26 January 2010
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Industrial Accidents On The Rise

A man had an extremely lucky escape earlier today when the industrial sander he was using went out of control and ran over his feet. The man, unnamed for his own safety, was cleaning a sixteen

 The Spoof
Added: 26 January 2010
Cyrus Bladder Control Problem Stuns Fans

Cyrus Bladder Control Problem Stuns Fans

While performing at her latest venue in Tucson tonight, Miley Cyrus had a most embarrassing accident when she hit a high note during her opening song. The singer's white pants only highlighted what every entertainer fears

 The Spoof
Added: 26 January 2010
Osama Bin Laden Seen On Video In Airport

Osama Bin Laden Seen On Video In Airport

Osama Bin Laden (OBL) was allegedly seen over the weekend on a security video at an International Airport. Security officials refuse to comment but confirms it is investigating OBL sightings on Sunday. According to the CIA,

Bin Laden Takes Responsibility For Haiti Earthquake

Bin Laden Takes Responsibility For Haiti Earthquake

Afghanistan - Al Jazeera has produced a voice recording reported to be the voice of Osama Bin Laden exhorting advances made by Al Qaeda globally, in particular the development of their latest suicide weapon, the

Celebrating His Successful Eddie Van Halen Tribute Album, North Korea's Kim Jong-il To Compete On Tv's  'Dancing With The Stars'!

Celebrating His Successful Eddie Van Halen Tribute Album, North Korea's Kim Jong-il To Compete On Tv's 'Dancing With The Stars'!

American singer Marie Osmond has reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea's strongman Kim Jong-il. According to sources they are both fans of dancing, singing, and various types of popular music, and

 The Spoof
Added: 26 January 2010


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