Stories Archive by Month - January
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Chemical Ali: Sent To Rot, Amid Tears, Eventually Dies
Ali Hassan al-Majid, a former Iraqi official known to all as 'Chemical Ali', has been executed by hanging, an Iraq Government Spokesmuslim has announced in Baghdad.
Mr. Majid, a raving Tea Towel Head was dispatched to
S.o.s. Messages From Around The US Arrive On Obama's Doorstep Commenting On His Policy To Bankrupt America!
Distressed citizens responded today to Obama's continued assault on the economic well being of the country, by sending thousands of personal S.O.S. messages back to the door step of the Out of Touch President.
Obama, busy
'Celebrity' Big Brother To Kill Off Contestants In Bid To Persuade Jade Goody To Return
Audacious plans are afoot to kill the remaining contestants in the Big Brother house in a last ditch attempt to boost flagging ratings.
It is hoped that once the mainly Z list celebs have shuffled off
Chemical Ali Executed And Has Joined Saddam In "The Great One's" Heaven"!
Chemical Ali has been put to sleep swinging and has joined his infamous cousin Saddam at the side of "The Great One".
He was actually welcomed into heaven by "The Great One" personally and other Martyr's
President Has A Secret Habit
President has a silly habit reports the First Lady - Michelle didn't want any one to find out about this, but one day the housekeeper happened to come into the Presidential Bedroom while the White
F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do
Karachi, Pakistan - Osama bin Ladin, the fancy pants boss of Al Qaeda, claimed credit for the attempted bombing of an Detroit bound plane Christmas day. While the plot failed it was widely praised in
Mitch Mcconnell Arrested : Senator Caught Filibustering Underage Girl
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: The nations capital awoke to a shocking news report. According to Washington D.C. Police Republican Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky was arrested in the company of a
Lily Allen Wins Great Britain's Title of "Miss Cellulite Thighs"
NOTTINGHAM, England - Electropop singer Lily Allen has just been named Great Britain's "Miss Cellulite Thighs."
Ms. Allen, who is only 24, literally ran away with the title receiving a total of 98 out of a
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