Stories Archive by Month - February
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The Two Faces of David Cameron
Is Tory leader David Cameron leading a double life? Does Britain's suave opposition leader have an evil alter ego involved in extreme right wing politics, sexual harassment and destabilising the economy through reckless City
Michael Phelps Apologizes For Marijuana Use, Hobo Murders
"I'm 23, so sometimes I act stupid," said Phelps in a statement. "Sometimes I smoke marijuana. Sometimes I break world records. Sometimes I murder hobos. And I am sorry."
Teen Queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson Spotted On A Date!
Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight hottie Rob Pattinson have been spotted on a romantic date in Studio City, Hollywood. Earlier this week, Brenda was seen at Rob's new $3 million apartment in Tribeca. The
James May To Be Deported
The television presenter James May is to be deported from Great Britain our sources tell us.
The long haired Top Gear presenter who is nick named Captain Slow is in fact Nigerian. Mr May, 49,
John Terry - I'm No Ladyboy
England footballer John Terry has come out and denied that he is actually a cross dressing pervert.
Recent revelations in the British gutter press suggested that 'Lucky' Lucy Smith was a looky-likey for the Chelsea captain.
Trailer Review: Push
This week's trailer is for the movie Push. If it looks familiar to you, it's because you've seen X-Men or Heroes or Jumper. Chris Evans plays the hero who discovers he has super powers, then
U.S. Considers Bankruptcy, Liquidation
In light of similar moves from companies like Circuit City and Gold Chandeliers, Inc., the United States is weighing the pros and cons of liquidating its entire inventory and shutting down, said Treasury Secretary Timothy
Liverpool To Sell Gerrad - After Angry Bust Up With Benitez
A furious Rafael Benitez has lashed out against his own captain Steven Gerrard after the pair clashed earlier today.
As news filtered out that Gerrad will be out of action for three weeks with damaged hamstrings,
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