Stories Archive by Month - February
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George Clooney To Wed "Some Girl"
It was announced last night to the press that George Clooney, one of America's most eligible bachelors, was to wed "some girl" he met in "some bar".
"I think her name's Sahara, or Gina, or something",
Obama To Pick From Irs List of ?paid Up? Democrats
(2009-02-03) -- Just minutes after two of President Barack Obama's nominees withdrew today over failure to pay their tax obligations, the president reportedly requested and received from the IRS the official list of wealthy Democrats
Obama Copies Gm Worker Buyout With Gop Senators
(2009-02-03) -- In announcing the appointment of Republican Sen. Judd Gregg (NH) as secretary of commerce, the White House today revealed it had begun implementing a buyout plan similar to the one General Motors extended
Wills To Be Next King - Palace Confirm
Prince William is to become the next King of England.A statement from Buckingham Palace today announced that against normal Royal protocol, the son of the next in line to the Throne would be taking the
Mild Breeze Causes UK Chaos
Most of the UK ground to a halt yesterday when a mild breeze caused gridlock on the transport system, forcing schools and businesses to shut.
The Met Office says that it had issued a warning of
Captain Sullenberger's Plane "The Queen of The Hudson" Sold To Cuba
PENSACOLA, Florida - U.S. Airways has just informed CNN that they will be selling their A-320 Airbus Plane, which crash landed in the Hudson River to Trans Cuban Airways.
U.S. Airways Vice President in Charge of
Federer "I Quit" - Tennis World In Shock
Roger Federer, until recently the worlds' no.1 tennis player, has decided to quit.
The superstar, who was beaten by Spaniard Rafa Nadal in the Australian Open on Sunday, declared, "You know, I've really tried to
Nadal's Throat Is A Bay of Pig
Tennis Superstar Rafael Nadal has revealed the secret agony that has afflicted him since breaking on the Tennis scene in 2005; he has a tiny pig lodged in his throat.
The Majorcan Maestro,22,from Majorca shocked the
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