Stories Archive by Month - February
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Robert Pattinson: Love Trapezoid
It has been less than three months since the movie "Twilight" has hit theaters, and its main man, Robert Pattinson, is already swooning teenage girls all over the globe. So, it comes as no surprise
Mother of Octuplets Is Pregnant Again!
BELLFLOWER, California - Nadya Suleman, the woman who gave birth to octuplets ten days ago is pregnant. It is amazing. It is unbelievable. But it is true.
Ms. Suleman says that she took an EPT test
President Barack Obama's Prized Bong Is Missing
White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama's $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and
Rush Limbaugh Fails Obama; Obama Thought He Had 'A Strong C'
Nationally syndicated talk show host Rush Limbaugh released his annual Presidential Grades on Monday, giving President Obama an outright "Fail" in what is being called a critical blow to his presidency.
David Beckham In Sex Change Shocker
Football megastar David Beckham has been involved in a sex change scandal. His wife, Posh spice is said to be stunned at the news. The revelations come as his lawyers attempt to make his move
Tv Reporter Dies From Exposure To Cold In Expose of Cold Front
"There was nothing we could do to get him to leave, nothing," said technician Miguel Garcia. "Though we'll miss him, he'll always have our respect for bringing the kind of hard-hitting news that the people
Pattinson And Stewart: Together?
It seems that stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart , are together. The two were spotted hugging and laughing at an event in Wallenpaupack, Pennsylvania.
"They are just friends. Nothing bad was going on. They're
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