Stories Archive by Month - February

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Ikoa Claims Its Wardrobes Are Safe To Use

Following a dramatic increase in wardrobe deaths, flat-pack furniture giant Ikoa today insisted to a Health and Safety Commission Court Martial that its wardrobes were safe to use, and were unlikely to cause the death

 The Spoof
Added: 17 February 2010
African Businessman In Pizza Hut Name Infringement

African Businessman In Pizza Hut Name Infringement

Legal Action may be taken against a Kenyan man who lives in a mud hut because he has started his own business making pizzas in his hut and has erected a huge sign above his

 The Spoof
Added: 17 February 2010
Archie Manning Makes More Money Than His Sons, Peyton & Eli!

Archie Manning Makes More Money Than His Sons, Peyton & Eli!

Retired quarterback Archie Manning is making more money than both his sons, Eli and Peyton, put together. This fact was secretly released after an audit by the Internal Revenue Service that was released by a recently

 The Spoof
Added: 17 February 2010
Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer From Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer From Paris Hilton

While the personal staff of Nicole Richie has been busy planning her upcoming wedding top Joel Madden, they did not expect to have to spin the last minute reports of dropping Paris Hilton as Maid

 The Spoof
Added: 17 February 2010
Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds

Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds

Though most non-Canadians walking through the Olympic grounds in Vancouver have never heard of the obscure sport, the 2010 team curling competition has drawn huge crowds, overwhelming event staff at the Vancouver Ice Centre. With planned

Michael Jackson Doctor In Tell-all Book If Charged With Murder

Michael Jackson Doctor In Tell-all Book If Charged With Murder

The doctor could spill his guts in a tell-all book if the Michael Jackson family does not drop the charges against him. "I only tried to help him. HE'S the one who took whatever he

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The Bachelor Is Now Down To A Panting Pair

ST. LUCIA - This edition of The Bachelor starts off with Jake Pavelka and Gia, the New York City tampon model, strolling around the local market place, known as El Mercado Bobby. As they walk around,

 The Spoof
Added: 17 February 2010
David Beckham Is Confident He Will Perform Well Tonight

David Beckham Is Confident He Will Perform Well Tonight

It's his biggest play since the Los Angeles Scorers beat the Cincinnati Crazies in the final of the US Supreme World Series soccer finals earlier this year, but David Beckham is certain he will put



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