Stories Archive by Month - February
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During Twilight Kissing Scene, Kristen Says Rob's Tongue Went So Far Down Her Throat He Told Her What She Had For Breakfast!
Rob Pattinson is on the 'outs' with ex-co star Kristen Stewart after a Twilight scene kiss grossed her completely out.
"I was like, so grossed I couldn't drink anything but hot water afterwards!"
In scene 27, Pattinson
Tipper Gore: Al's Not So Hot Anymore!
Blonde Pudglet Tipper Gore, wife of the fabulously wealthy Gaseous Green Machine, Big Al Gore of Nobel Prize Infamy gushed out her revelation that "Al is no longer hot" on the Larry King Comatose show
Southwest Airlines Insists Two Thin People Share Single Seat
In an effort to maximize profits, Southwest Airlines announced today that not only will they charge fat people for two seats but they also insist that two very thin people
Miley Cyrus Faints On Receipt of Text 'Message' From Ashley Cole
Professional 'Innocent' Miley Cyrus blacked out this morning when she opened up her iPhone only to discover a nude photograph of Chelsea & England Soccer star Ashley Cole. She had been expecting sweet texts from
Winter Olympics Officials Invite Al Gore To The Olympics
Winter Olympics officials have invited Al Gore to Vancouver to watch some of the events including Speed Skating and Bobsleighs.
Al Gore as we all know has made an absolute fortune from his Global Warming
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Added: 17 February 2010
Mossad Blamed As Saudi Found Battered And Strangled In London Hotel
London - (Conspiracy Mess): London police are probing the death of a Saudi prince's aide at the Marylebone-based Landmark Hotel just days after a Mossad hit-squad was blamed for the Dubai killing of Hamas commander
Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea
Pop's favourite poop princess, Cheryl Cole stole the show at last night's Brit Awards. Not only did she win the prize 'The Most Achieved With The Least Talent' awards, but she dazzled the audience by
Cheryl And Ashley Cole's Marital Status Is Slowly Slithering Into The Salaciously Steamy Sewer of Sadness
LONDON - Once upon a time in merry ole' England Cheryl and Ashley Cole were the land of Shakespeare's most popular and happiest couple, other than Charlie and Cammy of course.
But then the cold, frigid,
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