Stories Archive by Month - February

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Facebook Plans On Accelerating Site Redesign Cycle

Facebook Plans On Accelerating Site Redesign Cycle

Feeling the heat from new competitors like Google Buzz and old ones like Twitter, Facebook VP of Web Design Bob Hartmann said the site would be undergoing significant changes every other week next month and

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Cheryl Cole To Become A Nun!

Cheryl Cole is set to enter Our Lady of Perpetual Tears Convent after a weekend of partying with naked friends in a swanky hotel room. Cole was caught by Colonel Juan as he was investigating odd

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Brit Awards Emergency Someone Has Stole The Red Carpet

The Brit Awards maybe delayed because someone has stole the red carpet from the entrance to the building at Earls Court in London just hours before the awards ceremony is due to start. Some of the

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Added: 17 February 2010
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Mossad Agent Refuses To Discuss Dubai Hotel Hit

Following global speculation that the Dubai hit on a Hamas leader was carried out by Mossad, the highly secret Israeli secret service organisation, we decided to look into the incident in the public interest by

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Added: 17 February 2010
Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin Sign To Do New Commercials Together

Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin Sign To Do New Commercials Together

Don't be surprised if you see Tiger Woods between segments of network and local news ads. Apparently Tiger's vast fortune is slipping and he has finally agreed to do a commercial. Who would risk Tiger doing

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Added: 17 February 2010
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Man Discovers That His Best Talent Is Masturbating

After struggling for years to find a viable career path, local man Don Frasier, 25, was pleased to announce at a press conference today that he has determined the one thing at which he truly

Canada Tells Jealous, Slovenly, Pint-swilling, 2010 Olympics-bashing UK Media: "Take Off, Eh.  Suck It Up Tossers -  Vancouver Is #1 In The World!"

Canada Tells Jealous, Slovenly, Pint-swilling, 2010 Olympics-bashing UK Media: "Take Off, Eh. Suck It Up Tossers - Vancouver Is #1 In The World!"

LONDONISTAN: Canadians are mildly amused at the hypocrisy of the British media which has embarked on a major Olympic-bashing campaign. The opinion in the true North strong and free is that the reason for this

Massive Breasted Nurses Star Joslyn James: Golf Champ's Manhood Even More Potent During Chinese Year of The Tiger

Massive Breasted Nurses Star Joslyn James: Golf Champ's Manhood Even More Potent During Chinese Year of The Tiger

Los Angeles - (Year of the Tiger): In a new interview this week porn actress and former Tiger Woods shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - aka Joslyn James - has warned fellow slags against straddling the golfing

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Added: 16 February 2010


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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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