Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Michelle Obama Planning Wackatacky Weed Garden This Spring
Washington DC - The snowdrifts at the White House are still five feet high, but that hasn't stopped first lady Michelle Obama from planning a Spring garden. Mrs. Obama is thinking of planting some Wackatacky
Kirstie Alley Kicked Off Airline Flight For Leaking
Actress Kirstie Alley was simply fat. She knew it. Her friends knew it. The ticketing agent that sold her the first-class seat certainly knew it as well.
As Alley settled into her seat and carefully tucked
Man With Fake Paste-on Vagina Asked To Leave Cruise Ship
A retired gentleman from South Carolina was told to find another means of transportation when the Carnival Cruise Lines Captain asked vacationing spoof writer Morse to leave the ship after discovering Morse was wearing a
Adam Lambert & Simon Cowell Caught Knocking Boots
A star-struck member of the papparazzi had his luckiest day in his young career when he peeked into the window of a house where he had followed Adam Lambert and caught Lambert and Simon Cowell
Vanessa Perroncel-toni Terry-cheryl Cole-victoria Beckham Wag Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing
The ever escalating degree of confusion in the footballer's WAGs scandals of the last couple of weeks have now become so convoluted, unbelievable and impossible to keep up with that the MTTRU (Media Tittle-Tattle Reporter's
Deviants Are Forever
Adapted from the novel by Ian Phlegming, this is the fourth of the popular James Bondage series, and the second starring Rump Gulley as Bondage. This episode pits the super-spy against yet another bizarre
The Transcosmetic Party: No. We Don't Necessarily Wear Dresses
It's time for a third party, a truth seeking party, a truly independent party, a Transcosmetic Party! There is certainly a movement in America, but currently it's brainless and leaderless (hint: when Sarah Palin
Twilight III Starring Cheryl Cole And Colonel Juan Set To Begin Filming
Plans are in the making to produce an additional Twilight series movie and it will star Cheryl Cole.
Cole will play the lead part as an older, more worldly vampire who lost her fangs to tooth
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