Stories Archive by Month - February

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Five Bad Locations For A Supervillain's Headquarters

Supervillains like to locate their headquarters in places like the bottom of the ocean or the middle of a mountain, because those places are hard to locate and have strong natural defenses. So many of

 BBSpot
Added: 15 February 2010
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Meaning of Shrove Tuesday Lost

Everybody knows that Shrove Tuesday is Pancake Day, but Catholic Church leaders are concerned that many people do not understand the origins of the day. Also known as Mardi Gras (or Fat Tuesday, when translated using

 The Spoof
Added: 15 February 2010
Pamela Anderson Offers To Help Jon Gosselin Go From A "3 Incher" To A "4 Incher"

Pamela Anderson Offers To Help Jon Gosselin Go From A "3 Incher" To A "4 Incher"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress Pamela Anderson, who is considered one of the country's most sexually active females has said that she really and truly wants to help Jon Gosselin. Ms. Anderson said that she read where

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 The Spoof
Added: 15 February 2010
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Man With The Worlds Longest Penis' Wife Runs Away

Police in New York say they got a call in the middle of the night Sunday from a Mrs "Toots" Glamour, a former dancer and prostitute saying that she wanted an injunction against her husband,

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 The Spoof
Added: 15 February 2010
Iranian Nuclear Power Plant Expodes

Iranian Nuclear Power Plant Expodes

October 22, 2045- The Iranian nuclear reactor at the Tehran power plant exploded this morning causing the death of over 350 workers. More deaths are expected as the week ends, from the nuclear fall out.

 The Spoof
Added: 15 February 2010
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Nascar To Add More Potholes In Upcoming Events

Following one of the most exciting Daytona 500 races in history; NASCAR officials embraced their troubles with potholes on the track surface by announcing that future events would indeed see more hazards introduced during the

 The Spoof
Added: 15 February 2010
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A Member of Australia's Winter Olympics Ice Hockey Team Sent Home Because of His Pet Kangaroo

VANCOUVER - One of the best members of the Australian ice hockey team Joshua Brismantle has been sent back home to Perth, Australia. It seems that Brismantle was somehow able to sneak his pet kangaroo Hoppity

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Ethnic Minorities In Scramble To Join Bnp

Following the announcement yesterday from an Essex pub that from now on, non-white citizens would have the right to join the BNP as full members, security staff on the pub door told us that they

 The Spoof
Added: 15 February 2010


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