Stories Archive by Month - February

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It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

In Kansas today it was like a scene from the movie It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World when a massive pile up of more than 40 cars happened on interstate 70 near Bonner Springs

 The Spoof
Added: 16 February 2010
Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance

Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance

Anyone hoping to log on to naked photographs of Welsh diva Katherine Jenkins is going to have to spend an awful long time on line, only to be disappointed because no such pictures actually exist

 The Spoof
Added: 16 February 2010
Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Budding legend of the silver screen, Robert Pattinson 23, who plays Edward Cullen the vampire in the Twilight movie series was today, a little hacked off by scandal mongering press 'vampires' who continually take his

Football Club's Pet Food Sponsorship Deal Disallowed As 'False Advertising'

Football Club's Pet Food Sponsorship Deal Disallowed As 'False Advertising'

It was announced today that Grimsby Town the struggling league two football club have secured a deal with Youngs Sea Foods to continue with sponsorship next season, even if they are relegated. It was rumoured

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"Dump Him!" Girls Aloud Advise Our Cheryl

The pressure was piling up on 5'3" tall Cheryl Cole to give errant husband Ashley the elbow over the weekend, as reports surfaced that the hobbled Chelsea full-back has been sending explicit pictures of himself

Britain's Biggest Lottery Winners Already Broke

Britain's Biggest Lottery Winners Already Broke

It was a dream come true for a bearded couple from Gloucestershire today when they came forward to reveal that they were the winners of the 56 million pound Euromillion lottery prize. But within hours of

 The Spoof
Added: 15 February 2010
Irish Bobsled Team Disqualified For Using Sofa

Irish Bobsled Team Disqualified For Using Sofa

Controversy at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. The Irish bobsled team has been disqualified after they completed a practice run on a sofa. Team coach Stig O'Treacy from Athleague said "We don't have much ice

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BNP Will Have To Be ENP Eventually When SNP Win

The British National Party have been warned that they will probably have to change their name at some time in the future to The English National Party because if the Scottish National Party get enough

 The Spoof
Added: 15 February 2010


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