Stories Archive by Month - February
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Tipsy Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart Some Pickled Baloney
A friend of Robert Pattinson says that three of them were with Robert Pattinson last Saturday night and that all four of them had "spent too much time at a bar, talking and eating boiled
The Brit Awards: The Lady Known As Gaga Captures 1,2,3, Awards
LONDON - The 'Is she, or is he' singer Lady Gaga showed up at London's Mandarin Oranges Theatre in a most unusual spectacular manner. And when she left later that evening she carried three awards
Can This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama?
On February 17, 2010, White House officials again refused to comment on the Facebook phenomenonCan This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama?
In just 11 days Goat has added over 224,000 fans and is
Taylor Lautner/kristen Stewart/stretch Armstrong Mystery Deepens
Internet confusion reigned Monday as Kristen Stewart announced that she would be starring in the upcoming Stretch Armstrong movie, apparently in error.
Taylor Lautner, her Twilight co-star is the one who is actually appearing in Stretch,
Obama Fights Soft Image By Releasing Guantanamo Detainees…
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Chelsea Sign New Russian Star; Wags Very Excited
Today at the Stamford Bridge brothel Chelsea FC unveiled their new Russian signing. Houdyanika Bolakov, formerly of Torpedo Chernobyl, has signed for an undisclosed fee-although rumours suggest it was in the region of two balloons
Bill Clinton Gets Thousands of Boxes of Cigars
Thousands of cigars are being sent to Bill Clinton as he recovers at home after leaving a Manhattan hospital where he underwent a heart procedure to fix a blocked artery.
Mr Clinton could not believe it
Cheryl Cole Asks Simon Cowell To Accompany Her To The Brit Awards
LONDON - In an interesting development in the much-ballyhooed "Cole Cuts" saga starring Cheryl and Ashley Cole, a very reliable but unnamed source says that Cheryl has asked Simon Cowell to accompany her to the
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