Stories Archive by Month - February
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Spoofer Mistakes Adam Lambert's Big Toe For His 'Hampton'
A wishful-thinking spoofer woke up today facing a barrage of inquiries concerning an alleged sighting of Adam Lambert's penis.
"You saw Lambert's penis on stage?" asked hundreds of baffled journalists.
"Where? What stage?
Desperate To Maintain Power Gaddafi Turns To Standup
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Colonel Gaddafi Declares War On Dire Straits Rock Group
In an unexpected move by Colonel Gaddafi, his office today declared war on the popular, if slightly disbanded popular rock group Dire Straits.
Wearing a fetching tent and matching Gatling gun, the Colonel spent over an
Apple To Take 30% Cut On Voice Orders Taken Over Iphone
(Palo Alto, California) Apple announced today that as of March 1st it will take a 30% cut of all commerce done over the iPhone. Apple will use a voice
Kristen Stewart's Big Left Toe Slips "Erotically" Out of Silk Sock
Dirty old men couldn't believe their luck last night, as Kristen Stewart's fabulous left big toe suffered a catastrophic wardrobe malfunction and broke free from its tiny silk sock.
"We all saw it", bawled 61 year
Bangalore Police Hit Indian Cricket Fans For A "Six"!
Bangalore: Indian cricket fans queuing outside Bangalore's cricket stadium "fought" a rare version of the ancient, noble game with police today.
The frustrated fans who had been waiting for 3 days for non-existent tickets decided to
Kristen Stewart's Panties On Ebay
Panties purporting to be Kristen Stewart's are fetching prices of more $3,000 on eBay.
But insiders say the unwary buyers are being conned.
Just last week, an unknown buyer coughed up $3,250 for a pair of "Slightly
Robert Pattinson, Lautner Taylor, Adam Lambert Selling Jockey Shorts For Charity On E-bay
Twilight star Robert Pattinson has joined several currently popular actors in selling his old jockey shorts on eBay to raise funds for charity.
"Why not?", asked Pattinson. "It's for a good cause and I need new
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