Stories Archive by Month - February

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Tony Romo To Leave The Dallas Cowboys?

Tony Romo To Leave The Dallas Cowboys?

Tony Romo, whom the Dallas Cowboys thought would lead them into two or three Super Bowls, may be leaving as Dallas may look for a top draft choice or trade for that position. "I know he's

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Kim Kardashian Will Take Justin Bieber Out On A Date For His 17th Birthday On March 1, 2011

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian star of Growing Up Kardashian has reportedly called up Justin Bieber and told him that she will be taking him out on a date for his 17th birthday this coming

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Added: 26 February 2011
"Kate Middleton To Wed In White Trouser Suit"  Reveals Posh

"Kate Middleton To Wed In White Trouser Suit" Reveals Posh

Style guru, Victoria Beckham, let slip last night the answer to the fashion secret of the decade. Kate Middleton will walk down the aisle on April 29th in a stunning white trouser suit. Modernists this

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Added: 26 February 2011
Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For Her American Idol Meltdown - Says She Was Just Pmsing

Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For Her American Idol Meltdown - Says She Was Just Pmsing

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez has apologized to the producers of American Idol, it's sponsors, her AI fellow judges, host Ryan Seacrest, and the 30 million viewers who saw her 'meltdown' on the

Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart

Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart

HOLLYWOOD - The runner up on the eighth season of American Idol Adam Lambert has had a fairly successful singing career. The singer known as Glambert has had big selling hits with his songs "For Your

NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"

NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"

Protests have sprung up all over the world to voice opposition to everything from human rights violations to public union's ability to collectively bargain. The protests for all intents and purposes have been a success:

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Added: 26 February 2011
Mrs Gaddafi Blames Husband's Voluptuous Blond Ukranian Wet Nurse Galyna Kolotnytska

Mrs Gaddafi Blames Husband's Voluptuous Blond Ukranian Wet Nurse Galyna Kolotnytska

Bab al-Azizia, Libya - Mrs Fatima Cheryl Cole Gaddafi has vented her fury at the decrepit old bastard who's fired rockets at the Libyan people. "He's not the Leader of the Revolution, he's a very naughty

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Ricky Martin, Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, And Adam Lambert To Star In A Movie About Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

LOS ANGELES - The legendary music icons of the late 60s and 70s, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young have all agreed to serve as consultants on a movie about them entitled The True Story of



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