Stories Archive by Month - February
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Wisconsin Governor Walker Hires Bounty Hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman's To Capture Wayward Democratic Senators
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Governor Walker has hired the The Dog to return the missing Democratic Senators to the State House. The Dog, and his team have been briefed
Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
LOS ANGELES - Robert Pattinson has finally spoken out about the behind-the-scenes 'Sex Secrets' during the filming of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
R-Pattz had said that Taylor Lautner and him had made a vow to never
Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half The Story
Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story.
Apparently, it was the better half.
"Every fan must
Decision 2012, The New Face of Roulette
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Miley Cyrus And Wayne Rooney Buy Some Socks
In totally unrelated transatlantic transactions, Skoob Entertainment News supremo (who grovelled like a whimpering puppy to keep his job) Buffty Ginslinger, has related that in an amazing coincidence, US teen idol Miley Cyrus and Manchester
Michael Jackson Captured On Google Earth Street View In Los Angeles
For those who believe that Michael Jackson is still alive, there may be some validation in that belief courtesy of a Google Earth street view image that purports to be none other than the King
Selena Gomez Exhibits Her "Erotic" Body In Bathroom Mirror
Rumours are creeping through the undergrowth that teenage idol, Selena Gomez, has been taking her clothes off.
Unconfirmed reports tell about brazen displays of naked female flesh inside steamed-up bathrooms. Young breasts released from the
"Justin Bieber Rejects Romp With Randy Rihanna" Claims Rapper
An internationally unknown rapper named Merthyr O'Malley has claimed that sexy pop star Rihanna got the brush-off yesterday from 16 year old angel-faced singer, Justin Bieber.
O'Malley, aged 19, claims that he heard Rihanna pleading
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