Stories Archive by Month - February
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Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart
Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that.
"Rob tries to always be truthful.
Take That - Gary Barlow Has The Formula
In an exclusive interview today Take That's Gary Barlow revealed what really goes on behind the scenes in Take That.
Speaking as they release their Incredible new single 'Kidz' the singer explained, ' Our World
Jon Cryer Moves In With Charlie Sheen
Newly divorced and jobless, Jon Cryer has rented a U-Haul and begun the process of moving in with Charlie Sheen and the goddesses.
Asked if he wasn't happily married just last week when we interviewed him,
Head of London Stock Exchange Resigns Over Gaddafi Links
London - The Chief Executive of the LSE has resigned amid an official probe into the organization's links to Libya.
Sir Fatcat Arsewobbler said he recognised he'd made an arse of himself over sucking up to
Prince Philip Caught Trying On Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress
Greek xenophobe Phil "Duke of Edinburgh" Windsor has been caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress by a maid at Windsor Castle.
Tillie Mint entered the private chambers of the Queen and Prince yesterday to find
Barnsley Promoted To Premier League
In a surprise move the Football Association have promoted Barnsley to the Premier League.
Suggestions that this might have been a reward to the great town for ditching the LibDems in a Bye election and putting
Glasgow Celtic, The Susan Boyle Effect And The Debacle At Parkhead
The truth about the debacle at Parkhead between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic can be revealed.
Glasgow Celtic (not THE Celtics of Boston) players have taken to reading the Susan Boyle autobiography, "Who I was born
Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, who says that he may be 17, but he kinda feels like he's 27, after spending his birthday at a $6,000 a night hotel in Dana Point, apologized for an
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