Stories Archive by Month - March
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Manchester United Fuming After Loss Against Liverpool.
Further back room let-downs have struck Manchester United this weekend. As reported last week here, after an administrative error caused defeat at Chelsea, the gremlins struck again for the beleaguered club as they played the
"The Special One" Escapes Knife Attack In Spain, Was It Ronaldo's Mother?
"The Special One" Jose Mourinho escaped a knife attack in La Coruna today. It seems the attacker was Ronaldo's mother aggrieved at the way Jose treats his son.
Jose is constantly jibing Ronaldo about his sexuality,
Currys Are Us
High Street Electrical giant Currys have just announced that as from Monday, not only can you browse for all your electrical needs, you can also order your tea!
Joint owners, Edwina and Tim Curry are delighted
'Duckface' Posing For Facebook Photos Leads To Anorexia
'Don't do that, your face will get stuck like it!' - Remember the warning your Mum and Dad gave when you were young and pulled a 'funny face'? Well, according to research just published
Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me
British actor Alex Pettyfer says that he is not concerned with actor Taylor Lautner stealing his girlfriend.
This was after Lautner and Dianna Agron were seen at a restaurant together in Pittsburgh. Lautner was there
Thinner, More Absorbent Ipad 2 Marketed Toward Thirty-something Women
Apple CEO, Steve Jobs admits that the future of iPads lies squarely with females. "When it comes to thin, yet highly absorbent, women want it."
Jobs is talking about the new iPad 2 design which
Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban
Glasgow Celtic's manager Neil Lennon is facing a 146 game ban under a controversial new disciplinary procedure introduced by the SFA.
The Irishman has just reluctantly accepted a revised 4 game ban for an offence committed
Farting Shrewsbury Dentist 'Let Off' In Court
A dentist who faced charges of breaking wind and belching in front of patients and staff has been let off. The General Dental Council in London ruled his conduct did not require suspension of his
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