Stories Archive by Month - March
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Football World Shocked By Carrick News
The football world was shocked and saddened by the news that Man United midfielder Michael Carrick had signed a new 3 year deal with the club.
The new deal sees the former West Ham and Tottenham
Sarah Palin Visits Angola Border To Aid Libyan Refugees
(Angola, West Africa) Ucs News International: Sarah Palin, long a supporter of humanitarian causes has traveled to the Libyan Border with Angola help distribute food aid. According to Palin's
Harley-davidson Offers Line of "Boomer" Mobility Scooters And Accessories
Motorcycle giant Harley-Davidson knows a target market when they see it, and the Baby Boomer market is no exception. In fact, their new line of mobility scooters is aimed squarely at older bikers because "once
Gaddafi Changes Name To John Smith
Unhappy with the constant butchering of his name in the media, Muammar Al-Gaddafi, aka Moammar Gaddafi, Muammar Khaddafi, Moammar El-Gathafi, M. A. Kaddafy, El Cid, Pancho Villa, and Charlie Sheen today announced that he is
Egypt's Aftermath: Looters Make Off With The Great Pyramid
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The Latin Babes Feud Between Penelope Cruz And Eva Longoria Is Getting Very Nasty
HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nicey-nicey relationship between Latina beauties Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria has exploded and the two "Muchachas" have taken off the gloves.
And what has caused the two actresses to
Natalie Portman To Give Birth To Yoda
Hollywood, CA - Actress Natalie Portman is glowing with excitement as she prepares to give birth to her first baby. Friends and relatives of the 'Star Wars' actress are a little concerned though.
Miley Cyrus Says That She Is America's Favorite Female Star, Not Lady Gaga!
After discovering that Lady GaGa has been unofficially named as America's Favorite Female Star, Miley Cyrus has thrown a fit according to those present when she heard the news on Entertainment Tomorrow Night.
"What? How do
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