Stories Archive by Month - March
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Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"
LONDON - Simon Cowell, who Queen Elizabeth II herself has remarked will soon become the richest man in The United Kingdom, has stated who he would like to see replace Cheryl Cole as judge on
Liverpool V Man Utd Too Massive To Be Seen?
Scientists fear that today's football match between Liverpool and Manchester United will not be seen by anyone.
They are concerned that the game is so massive that no light will escape from Anfield - the home
Michael Jackson's Three Kids, Paris, Prince, And Blanket Star In Glove And Sock Commercials
HOLLYWOOD - Janet Jackson has announced that her niece Paris, and her two nephews Prince and Blanket have just finished shooting commercials for Handy Gloves and Rock Socks.
The children of Michael Jackson are all very
Mcqueen To Design Dress For Royal Wedding
With news that John Galliano from Dior was unavailable for design work due to his references towards a Mr A Hitler, formerly of Austria (Mr Hitler and not Mr Galliano), the designer McQueen has come
Victoria Beckham Planning To Outshine Kate At Royal Wedding
It has been brought to our notice that Victoria Beckham is planning to 'outshine' the bride herself at the upcoming Royal Wedding.
Although she has vehemently denied this when asked directly, a reporter of The Spoof
Charlie Sheen And Goddesses Mud Wrestling Video Breaks Youtube Record
Charlie Sheen is out to show CBS and anyone else who may have doubted his ability to make money that he is closest to becoming God than anyone on earth, even while his life seems
Robert Pattinson Is Tired of Twilight
Twilight franchise star Robert Pattinson continues to sweep all before him when it comes to being a top star and even topper sex symbol. You would think he would be cock-a-hoop. But Robert Pattinson is
Frank Lampard To Have A Sex Change Operation
Chelsea midfielder, Frank Lampard has admitted that he is nearing the end of his career in the beautiful game. Unfortunately, being the dullest object on the planet, so dull he occasionally vanishes during matches, he
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