Stories Archive by Month - March

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Daily Links - 3/7/11

Good Coffee - Here's a place where you can find some good coffee on the cheap. The iPad 2 - And what it's missing. Class Name Generator -

 BBSpot
Added: 07 March 2011
The Case For Obamas Impeachment

The Case For Obamas Impeachment

Newt Gingrich is threatening Obama with impeachment due to the imminent constitutional crisis regarding his stance on gay marriage. So let me get this straight (pardon the pun), secret police, secret prisons, torture, and

 Daily Discord
Added: 07 March 2011
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Charlie Sheen Offers To Buy Cbs For Two Billion Dollars

Charlie Sheen, appearing on a special edition of the Shopping Channel, has made an offer to buy CBS, which owns the rights to his cancelled show Two and a Half Men. So far, he's offering

 The Spoof
Added: 07 March 2011
Pansy Footballers Wearing "Snoods" (neckwarmers) Get Sore Throats As Fifa Ban Them!

Pansy Footballers Wearing "Snoods" (neckwarmers) Get Sore Throats As Fifa Ban Them!

The latest trend in the soccer world for pampered, over-paid players, has been banned by the governing body, FIFA; they claim neck-warmers or snoods are unaccepable in the real men's game (what?), "choke, choke!" (The

 The Spoof
Added: 07 March 2011
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Ecclestone Has 'Lost It' Say F1 Teams

Formula 1 teams have dismissed supremo Bernie Ecclestone's controversial ideas to liven up Grands Prix. They include oil sprinklers to make tracks artificially slippery and Apache helicopter machine-gun and rocket strafes on straights, to introduce

 The Spoof
Added: 07 March 2011
Charlie Sheen Vows To Free Libya "I Have The Blood of Freedom In My Veins!"

Charlie Sheen Vows To Free Libya "I Have The Blood of Freedom In My Veins!"

(Benghazi, Libya) Ucs News: Former American TV star Charlie Sheen has announced plans to free Libya. "I have tiger blood in me and the people of Libya need

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 07 March 2011
Concern Rises As Police Hunt For Missing Jedward's Hair

Concern Rises As Police Hunt For Missing Jedward's Hair

Concerns are escalating today as police step-up their nationwide search for Jedward's hair. The X-Factor losers were made famous for their out of tune singing and twee Irish accents back in 2009. The duo gained notoriety

American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood And Kelly Clarkson

American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood And Kelly Clarkson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the youngest performers to ever appear on American Idol has a fairly good chance of making it into the finals. Rossville, Georgia native Lauren Alaina, who just recently turned 16, is being



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