Stories Archive by Month - March
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Goody Accountants Livid At Princess Diana Memorial Fountain Setback
London - (Reality TV Ass Mess): The cancellation of a £10 million upgrade of the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain into the Jade Goody Water Beacon has unleashed a torrent of bile among the reality tv
Wayne Rooney In Call For Ferguson Sacking
Manchester United 1 Liverpool 4 - Wayne Rooney, the outspoken Manchester United and England striker, caused more controversy last night when, after his team\'s crushing defeat to arch-rivals Liverpool, he is rumoured to have called
Manchester United Helpline Number
After Saturday's humiliation at the hands of their arch-rivals and fellow title contenders Liverpool, bosses at Old Trafford have acted swiftly to support grieving Manchester United fans as they struggle to come to terms with
Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side
With fading celebrity Jade Goody said to be 'hours from death' the world's most beautiful woman, Shilpa Shetty, who once had an argument with the stricken reality star over a chicken stock cube, was said
Oops! Britney Spears New Song "If You Seek Amy" Stirs Up Controversy!
LOS ANGELES - Oops! Britney Spears has gone and done it again. She has stirred up quite a hornet\'s nest with her latest music video.
The song she sings in the video is titled "If You
Acorah To Be Goody's Official Medium
Dying reality star Jade Goody's publicist Fax Splifford has confirmed that she wants to continue with her career from the grave by communicating through dodgy celebrity medium, Derek Acorah.
"It's impossible to imagine that a star
Brenda Song & Selena Gomez Named The New Marilyn Monroes
Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez have been recently named the new Marilyn Monroes of their generation. The starlets have not done any serious steamy photo shoots yet, but have showed interest in becoming
Goody's Wedding Dress 'Turning Into A New Turin Shroud'
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Vatican Orifice for Miracles and Portents has certified Jade Goody's wedding dress as miraculous garb after Turin Shroud-like images began to appear on its silken folds this week.
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