Stories Archive by Month - March
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Jade Goody To Be Knighted
Jade Goody, Britain's favourite racist, has been told by the Queen, that she is in line for a knighthood.
Goody, who made her name by shooting her mouth off on the Channel 4 reality TV show
Dr Dolittle Visits Jade Goody Critics
There have been fresh developments in the attempt to rehouse the critics of reality television star, Jade Goody. They were recently placed in a temporary transit camp after their own brittle and fragile houses collapsed
The Ten Things Bernie Madoff Will Have To Remember In Prison
(New York-NY) Chris Rock said, I paraphrase, "Every time I watch the news, and I see a crime being committed, I say 'Please don't let it be a brother. Please don't
Jade Goody's Cremains To Be Auctioned Online
Not long after Roamin Catholics were celebrating mortality with their Dust to Dust Wednesday routine on the heels of their Fat Tuesday Pork-out, the Goody family, publicist and salavating heirs announced their plans for the
Teen Queens, Vanessa Hudgens & Brenda Song Cast In Twilight's Eclipse
Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song have been recently cast in Twilight's third movie Eclipse. Vanessa and Brenda, both 20, reportedly have a major part in the third movie a source has revealed. Vanessa will portray
Man Claims Having Sex With Cleaner Is Part of His ?fair Use Policy?
A local nerd was caught today in flagrante delicto with his Polish cleaner by his pan-wielding wife but managed to weasel his way of the situation by claiming it was part of his ‘fair use
Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped On Hell's Kitchen
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the television series Hell's Kitchen, was bitch slapped by the husband of one of his contestants Tuesday evening. Ramsay had screamed at the woman because the grill marks on
Obama Finally Reciprocates: Jade Goody To Be Honorary Los Angles Laker!
Los Angeles, California - President Barrack Obama announced today that he has finally found a Protocol Officer that passed muster, announcing the appointment of Martha Stewart to the post that has been embarrassingly lacking in
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