Stories Archive by Month - March
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Pakistan's Failed Politician Imran Khan Once Again Does What He Does Best - Goes Into Hiding Wearing A Burqa!
ISLAMABAD: About the only thing that Pakistan's cricketer Imran Khan has done well is play cricket. Beyond that he has had no success as evidenced by numerous issues and an abysmal political career- devoid of
Queen, Pope, Rolf Harris To Visit Jade Goody
As the sun goes down on her glittering career, the ex-Big Brother housemate Jade Goody has told her publicist that she is now ready to accept visits from the rich and famous, and from the
Kerry Katona Still Not Ill, Doctors Say
Photographers, journalists and ghoulsish observers keeping a vigil outside Kerry Katona's house (probably in Essex) have had another disappointing night after she appears to be not ill again.
The bankrupt has-been 'star' of Iceland ads,
Wayne Rooney Hated In Liverpool
There was more reaction to the comments spoken by Wayne Rooney today, when, after the Manchester United and England star had said he hated Liverpool on Thursday, people in that city revealed their own feelings
Secret Diary of A Street Walker
Could Sensational New Book Exposing Dark Side of Prostitution Put Britain's Personal Services Industry at Risk? Fears of Prostitute Shortages as Young Women Shun Profession!
"Britains Next Jade Goody" Planned For Autumn
Plans for a new talent show to find the next Jade Goody were revealed yesterday.
At a press conference outside ailing Goody's home, her publicist Fax Splifford told reporters. "Obviously there is no suggesting that
Migraines Related To Dealing With Annoying Shit, Study Says
A new study, published in the official journal of the American Academy of Neurology, states that migraine headaches are "strongly correlated" with dealing with annoying shit.
Barlow "Gutted" As Take That Replace Him With Williams
Only days after triumphantly reaching the summit of Kilimanjaro with eight fellow celebrities in aid of Comic Relief, Gary Barlow is reportedly a broken man today.
He has returned to the UK to find his fundraising
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