Stories Archive by Month - March

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Strauss Stomach Bug Gives England Hope of World Cup Progress

Strauss Stomach Bug Gives England Hope of World Cup Progress

England captain Andrew Strauss has given the one-day team genuine hope of qualifying for the knock out phase of the World Cup after contracting a stomach bug which could prevent him from participating in the

People We Said Know Best, Clearly Dont Know Best, Insists Health Minister

People We Said Know Best, Clearly Dont Know Best, Insists Health Minister

After the British Medical Association voted to request a halt to the government's planned overhaul of the NHS, ministers have admitted that despite what they said a couple of weeks ago, GPs and doctors clearly

 NewsThump
Added: 16 March 2011
'We're All Fuked' Say Japanese Boffins

'We're All Fuked' Say Japanese Boffins

Boffins monitoring the Fukushima nuclear power plant leaks now fear the site is about to go nuclear! After considering a visit to the plant to report eye witness accounts we decided to phone instead. Mr

 The Spoof
Added: 16 March 2011
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Midsomer Murders Chief Creates Panic At Itv

Bosses at ITV are "running around like farts in collander" following controversial comments by Midsomer Murders producer Brian True-May. In an interview with the Radio Times, True-May explained that ethnic minorities were never portrayed in the

 The Spoof
Added: 16 March 2011
Paul Mccartney Visits The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool

Paul Mccartney Visits The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool

LIVERPOOL - Sir Paul McCartney flew into his home town of Liverpool to visit the Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum which houses hundreds of Beatles memorabilia, relics, and artifacts. McCartney had heard about the museum being

 The Spoof
Added: 16 March 2011
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Russian Brides Not To Be Left On Counter Top, Firm Says

A London insurance firmhas disciplined junior actuary Simon Thompson after his part-time franchise activities triggered complaints from colleagues. While the firm said it had noissue with Thompson's mail-order bride business, it did object when he

 News Biscuit
Added: 16 March 2011
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EU Recalibration Means The Eradication of Little Old Ladies By 2014

Ladies over the age of 65 and under 145cm (49) will be classed as Petite or Small, those between 145cm and 165cm (55) will be Moyenne or Medium, and those above 165cm will be Grande

 News Biscuit
Added: 16 March 2011
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Japan Earthquake Devastation Sparks Panic-buying of High-quality Blu-ray Players

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