Stories Archive by Month - March

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Sxsw Unveils New Things To Whittle Away At Your Remaining Productivity

The SXSW Interactive festival in Austin Texas has seen a raft of new technologies seemingly intent on removing the last few productive moments from your working day.

 NewsThump
Added: 16 March 2011
James Nesbitt To Play James Nesbitt In Major New TV Series

James Nesbitt To Play James Nesbitt In Major New TV Series

Popular actor James

 News Biscuit
Added: 16 March 2011
The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Bachelor finale was filmed in beautiful South Africa, but the producers may just have thrown away their money and are probably now wishing they had filmed it in La Brea or

 The Spoof
Added: 16 March 2011
UN On Verge of Agreeing To Conversation About Holding A Meeting To Discuss Libyan No-fly Zone

UN On Verge of Agreeing To Conversation About Holding A Meeting To Discuss Libyan No-fly Zone

The UN has announced that it is on the verge of reaching agreement among member states to hold a conversation about maybe having a meeting about possibly introducing a no-fly zone over Libya.

 NewsThump
Added: 16 March 2011
Police Closing In On Britains Most Notorious Queue-jumper

Police Closing In On Britains Most Notorious Queue-jumper

'Has left behind him a trail of angry and frustrated victims, some of whom will

 News Biscuit
Added: 16 March 2011
Footy Star Mugged By Brit Bimbo After He Pinched Her Bum!

Footy Star Mugged By Brit Bimbo After He Pinched Her Bum!

England's super-sprinter-soccer-star, Aaron lennon, who earns much money playing for the Spurs went a "sprint" too far in a London night-club. Lennon, thinking that all Brit Bimbo's love soccer stars, especially their money and fast cars,

Black People Dont Like Villages, Insists Midsomer Murders Creator

Black People Dont Like Villages, Insists Midsomer Murders Creator

One of the creators of ITV's Midsomer Murders series has told the Radio Times that the show doesn't have any black people because viewers wouldn't suspend disbelief long enough to imagine ethnic minorities living in

 NewsThump
Added: 15 March 2011
Mubarak's Nazi Regime Demonstrated Their Brutality

Mubarak's Nazi Regime Demonstrated Their Brutality

Political observers are commenting that Egypt's former regime which was under the control of demonic dictator, Mubarak, was not too different than that of the Nazi party in Germany because both regimes were intent on

 The Spoof
Added: 15 March 2011


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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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