Stories Archive by Month - March
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Japan Earthquake Has 'Straightened' Chesterfield's Crooked Spire
Reports coming in from Derbyshire say that the 'Crooked spire' on the famous St Marys and All Saints Parish Church in Chesterfield, has been straightened as a result of last Friday's earthquake in Japan, that
Queen Elizabeth Orders Kate Middleton To Lose Four Pounds Or She Is Calling The Royal Wedding Off
LONDON - With the Royal Wedding date fast approaching Queen Elizabeth is really starting to show her royal majestic claws so to speak.
Tickety Boo News is reporting that her Highness was recently sitting in one
Arsene Wenger Lined Up For Pantomime
Arsenal Wenger will be busy over the 2011 festive period following a statement from the Emirates Stadium today.
According to an announcement from the Gunners camp, the Frenchman will be appearing in pantomime at the end
Chelsea Clinton-mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (president Bill Clinton)
NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky, who is still shaken up by the fact that she has been dumped by her husband Marc Mezvinsky, is extremely upset that Monica Lewinsky is trying to waltz her
Daily Links - 3/15/11
Mac vs. PC -
It's a way homer.
Dungeons and Dragons -
A music video.
Ultimate Weapons -
10 awesome ones.
Zuckerberg is Wrong -
You
Olympic Marathon Organisers Admit Defeat In Trying To Charge For Pavement Space
As tickets for the 2012 Olympic games went on sale it was revealed that organisers have admitted defeat in their attempts to find a way of charging people to stand on the pavement along the
Clegg Vows To Defend Wakes Up At 4am And Goes For A Piss Britain
In a sign of an increasingly fragmented mind, Deputy PM Nick Clegg used a keynote speech yesterday to back those Britons who wake up every day at 4 am with an urgent need to urinate.
Monty Signs Up For Gardeners World
Former Ryder Cup captain Colin Montgomerie has been unveiled as the new frontman for the flagship BBC programme, Gardeners World.
Monty is taking over from former presenter Toby Buckland, whose 2 year stint ended when he
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