Stories Archive by Month - March
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Kate Gosselin Agrees To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin who is still depressed after her personal bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Nield quit has said that she has been approached to appear on the hit cable show The Vampire
Japanese Tsunami Victims Were Killed/saved By Good God/bad God, Claim Religious Lunatics
Religious lunatics across the world are already claiming the devastating tsunami that struck Japan this morning has demonstrated God's vengeance in claiming dozens of lives, or God's grace in saving thousands more.
Snake Bites Boob And Dies of Silicone Poisoning!
A lusty snake (RIP), who shall remain nameless, has died after fancying a bit of tit. Unfortunately the tit was not a natural one, it was pumped full of silicone and after attempting to save
Red Nose Day Set To Be The Biggest Ever
The BBC has said that this year's Red Nose Day will be the biggest ever.
"Peter Schmeichel and Alex Ferguson have both said that they will appear," said Lenny Henry, who somehow always finds work at
Brian Cox "Universe" Music Move Welcomed By TV Repair Man
Following complaints by viewers, the BBC is to re-edit its flagship science programme Wonders of the Universe, toning down the background music.
Hundreds complained that the music drowned out the commentary by astronomer dish, Prof Brian
Charlie Sheen Already Better Than Everything On Channel Five, Claim Critics
Charlie Sheen's recently launched uStream Internet television channel, in which he films himself making phone calls and rambling at nobody in particular, is already better than everything on Channel 5, critics have said.
I Must Be On The Moon To Explain About The Moon, Brian Cox Tells Licence Fee Payers
Professor Brian Cox has defended the increasingly extravagant locations for his Wonders of the Universe series by insisting that if people really want to understand the moon, the BBC needs to put him on the
Well Sign As Many Non-binding Voluntary Pledges As You Like, Says Alcohol Industry
As health groups rejected the government's unenforceable 'responsibility' deal on alcohol advertising, the alcohol industry has repeated that it's happy to sign as many non-binding pointless documents as the government wants them to.
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