Stories Archive by Month - March
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Michael Jackson To Be Tagged On Arrival Into UK
Self crowned 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson will be electronically tagged when he arrives in the UK to begin his 'This Is It!' run of concerts at London's O2 Arena.
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Jane Goody Very Angry About Her 'Funeral Arrangements'!
When a truck from the local mortuary showed up at her door, it was the last straw for 86 year old Jane Goody, a retired school teacher who now resides in Cambridge. In addition to
Donut Found On The Face of Jade Goody
In a complete reversal of a story published in these pages yesterday by Mrs Kensington, in which the face of Jade Goody was spotted on a donut, news has now come in that a donut
Jade Goody's Ghostly Image Captured On Web Cam Attacking Spoof Writer -- Is She Seeking Revenge On The Media?
London, England - In the silent Web Cam tape footage, a somewhat ironically befitting contrasting epitaph to the passing of reality TV star, Jade Goody, an unknown spoof writer can be seen sitting at his
Jane Goody Furious Over All The Media Buzz!
86 year old Jane Goody, a retired school teacher who now resides in Cambridge, is aghast at all the attention she's been receiving over the past few weeks.
Reporters stop at her home seeking a
Kate Middleton: My Natasha Richardson Copycat Skiing Tragedy Fears
The Alps - (Klosters/Sloshters Mess): Desperate wannabe royal drama queen Kate Middleton freaked out today over fears of a 'copycat tragedy incident' in the Swiss Alps this week where she and William are courting free
Republicans Rally Around Special Olympics
In an overwhelming showing of solidarity with special needs athletes, the GOP is emphasizing its support of the Special Olympics in light of President Obama's gaffe on Jay Lnno's Late Show last week, when he
Jade Goody In Mothers' Day Death Caper
Jade Goody, the former Celebrity Big Brother star, so dearly-loved and admired by nearly everyone with a brain the size of a pea, has had the last laugh over her Cancer, by dying dramatically on
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