Stories Archive by Month - March

Essex - (X-Files Mess): The MoD was swamped with reports of a UFO sighting over Jade Goody's house in Essex today amid reports that an extraterrestrial 'welcome home' advance party was planning to escort the

Pacific ocean - (Seismic Fishy Tales Mess): A tense standoff between the US Navy surveillance ship Impeccable and the Chinese fleet's flagship Who Flung Dung nuclear submarine resulted in a massive underwater crash today. Pentagon sources

Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'livid' after catching best friend and hetrosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's Pussy when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent

English dustman and purveyor of all thing rubbish, James Blunt, a keen skier and former Army Officer has been questioned over the death of actress Natasha Richardson who died of blunt impact to the head. The

Humanitarian and benefactor, Max Cash, announced today that his Win-A-Date with Jade Goody was been met with less than stellar results. So far Cash says he has only raised $49.77 with the Win-A-Date with Jade

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United whinger whose sexuality has often been the subject of much discussion, has said he is not looking forward to this afternoon's match at Fulham, and to the threat of cottaging. The

ASSTAN, Kazakhstan - According to my source, Canadian Noball-prize wiener Professor Obertrien Undellmien, Dictator Ursultannien Azarbayevnien, here, has been selected by the Bilderberg Group to proffer the plan for the already agreed upon New World...

It has been announced that Jade Goody will be given a state funeral. Anxious to make up for a perceived lack of compassion and sensitivity following the death of Princess Diana, The Queen has decided