Stories Archive by Month - March
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Lily Allen To Replace Cheryl As The Next Female X-factor Judge
Cheryl has been given the 'cold shoulder' by UK X-Factor and they are set to replace her with another pretty, young female judge. It is felt that fresh blood is needed to 'rejuvenate' the tired
Mattel To Introduce Moose Murder Barbie!
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Daily Links - 3/24/11
Chess Without Turns -
Don't wait for the other guy to make his move.
Firefox 4 -
Officially out now.
Kraken -
The science of the squid.
Messenger Mission Snaps Photos of Nibiru Instead of Mercury
Houston, TX - Stoned NASA officials were red-faced with embarrassment today, when they realized they had made a horrible mistake. It turns out that the MESSENGER (MErcury Sure SENds Great 'ERb) Mission went to
Greedy Qatari Sheikha Probed Under US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act
Doha - The Qatari Emir's favorite wife has been fingered in a WikiLeaks expose demanding $280m from US energy giant Exxon to featherbed a pet hobby.
Big Oil sources immediately responded by offering Sheikha Mozzad bint
26 Booking Fee Is In Line With Everything Else In Football, Insists Uefa
UEFA has defended the 26 booking fee for Champions League final tickets, insisting it is perfectly in line with everything else in a sport which pays Wayne Rooney 250k a week and charges 75 to
Clarke To Face Questions Over Budget Day Nocturnal Emission
Fears were growing last night that Justice Secretary Ken Clarke suffered a wet dream as George Osborne announced another ten pence on a packet of fags.
Under-10s Gun Licences To Prepare Kids For UK Comprehensive System
Children under the age of ten who are issued with shotgun licenses are far more likely to succeed in a British Comprehensive, according to the British Association for Shooting and Conservation.
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