Stories Archive by Month - March
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Motorists Triumphant As Petrol Returns To Price It Was On Tuesday
Motorists were in celebratory mood today after the 1p fuel duty reduction announced in yesterday's budget saw petrol return to the price it was on Tuesday.
We Can Trust The Lovely Fluffy Oil Companies, Insists Osborne
Chancellor George Osborne has insisted that the oil company windfall tax will not be passed onto consumers because those companies paying it have no experience in price collusion or blaming price increases on everything except
Russian Leaders In Libyan Spar Furore
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and President Dmitry Medvedev have fallen out over plans to build a chain of cheap Libyan Spars in major cities in the country.
Medvedev, who many Western commentators regard as Putin's
Joan Rivers And Heidi Montag To Star In "Botox - The Movie"
SAUSALITO, California - Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag were up in Northern California on location shooting a nude scene for the new Allesandro Fiafatanelli film Botox - The Movie.
The film is loosely based on the
Gaddafis' Defences A "Roaring Success"
Colonel Gaddafi has employed a new strategy never before seen in modern day warfare to help combat the Libyan uprising in Tripoli.
On Tuesday, Gaddafi purchased 400,000 captive lions from the African National Zoo and released
Microfinancing Hits The Silver Screen
Theaters throughout the United States will be showing Gayle Ferarro’s To Catch a Dollar, a new documentary about Muhammad Yunuss concept of micro-lending, which won him a Nobel Prize in 2006, and its applicaiton of
UK Budget Summary
The Chancer of the Exchequer has just sat down after making his budget statement.
In his statement, the Chancer said "this is my budget statement", receiving great applause from the hordes of sleeping MP's who had
Screen Icon, Elizabeth Taylor (rip) Joins Wacko Jacko In Orbit!
Elizabeth Taylor (RIP) has just died and one of her last wishes was not to join ex-hubby, Richard Burton, in heaven (he's too busy reciting "undermilkwood" over and over again), she only wants to be
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