Stories Archive by Month - March
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New Anti-smoking Rules
The UK Government is set to introduce the most stringent anti-smoking rules in Europe.
"Now that we have banned smoking inside public places we have seen an increase in the number of people stood around outside
Tiger Woods And His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning A Thanksgiving Day Wedding
WINDEMERE, Florida - It appears that Eldrick Tont Wood's golf game isn't getting any better but his 'off-the-course' 'ball' game seems to be doing okay as evidenced by his latest much-younger, white, blonde girlfriend 22-year-old
Nick Clegg To Be Allowed To Play With Luxembourg
With David Camerons call for the enforcement of a no-fly zone over Libya now a devastating reality, Nick Clegg has been given the go-ahead to press for action against Luxembourg, in order to stop him
Elizabeth Taylor To Be Buried At Glendale 'Next To Michael Jackson And Jane Fonda'
Los Angeles - In a plot reserved many years ago Oscar winning diva Ms Taylor will be sandwiched at Glendale Cemetery in between Jackson and the 'because I'm worth it' face cream promoting Ms Fonda.
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Drivers Ill-prepared For Clement Weather
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Bbc Rocked As Dr Who 'Outed'
Shooting for one of the BBC's pre-eminent flagship series 'Dr WHO' has been cancelled after a popular web-site published details revealing that the eponymous star of the show is not a 'proper' doctor at all.
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Big Foot Has Mated With Bristol Palin
There has been shock news that a Big Foot in Alaska has mated with Bristol Palin and she is expecting a baby in the summer.
The Big Foot are huge hairy humanoids that bear some resemblance
Lady Gaga Hints About Wanting To Appear In An X-rated Film With The King of Porn Movies - Ron Jeremy
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lady Gaga has revealed that she has had a secret desire to star in an X-rated porn movie.
The woman who was born Sefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta has pretty much done it all,
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