Stories Archive by Month - March
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Godzilla Declares Libyan Jets 'Too Salty'
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Daily Links - 3/31/11
Catching a Liar -
An infographic.
Time Zones -
A brief history.
It's Already Too Late -
A new video from MC Frontalot.
Ball Juggling -
Crack Whores Report Higher Than Expected 1st Quarter Earnings
Going into this afternoon's earnings report, analysts had been expecting to see crack whores report earnings of 50 cents per share. Excluding one time items, crack whores stated their quarterly earnings were 54 cents.
During the
Urgent Brain Operation Required As Mother's Warnings Ignored
An Oxfordshire man lost his brain, as it spilled out on to the pavement outside Goldsmith's, in Oxford city centre today.
The unnamed man, 33, was nonchalantly waiting for his wife to stop looking at necklaces,
Barry Happy With Ghana Performance
Gareth Barry, who captained England for the first time in the 1-1 draw against Ghana last night, was a happy man at the post match press conference.
The Man City midfielder, who was given the armband
Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core In His Backyard
Cleveland, OH - Rodger Ailes of Dawson, Ohio, woke up to quite the surprise Thursday morning when he found a super hot glowing chunk of metal in his backyard. It was quickly identified by
Tottenham Hotspur Begin Legal Challenge To Redefine Term Bad Losers
After beginning legal proceedings against the decision to give the Olympic Stadium to a team that deserves it, Tottenham Hotspur have begun the long battle to redefine the term 'bad losers'.
Comic Relief Official Song Raises Millions
It was announced today that the official Comic Relief song, "Gold Forever" about a member of the public ripped off by sending their scrap to www.weconanyone.9ct.com has been a sure fire hit for the charity,
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