Stories Archive by Month - April
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Frankie Boyle Confirmed As The Uk's Unfunniest Man
In a poll conducted by Mori (Maurice Flanagan, a farmer from Co Monaghan in Ireland to give him his full name), it has been firmly concluded that Frankie Boyle, the self-styled funny Scottish comedian, is
Tripoli Blitzkrieg Nuke Sub Shootings: Cops Hunt 'Gaddafi Suspects' In Southampton Docks
Southampton - Her volley of cruise missiles wiped out two turds - er...thirds! - of the Libyan Air Farce during the coalition's Vernal Equinox strike.
At lunchtime today Royal Navy Police were scouring Southampton docks near
Liverpool Reaction As Lebron James Buys A Big Chunk of Anfield Road
Chances are when you woke up Thursday morning you did not expect to see LeBron James and Liverpool FC in the same sentence. Yet, in what might seem to many as an improbable athletic pairing,
Kate Middleton Orthodontist In Grand National Glory Bid
Liverpool - The man who's reshaped the gnashers of hundreds of Z-listers - including anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton - is set to make history at Aintree on Saturday.
Sam Waley-Cohen rides 12-1 shot Oscar Time in
Japanese Fish Cure Cancer.
In the wake of the latest of Japan's daily earthquake --which on Thursday hit 7.2 on the Richter Scale-- the country's decimated fish industry has been granted new life, now that it has been discovered
Royal Wedding - Prince Harry - Who's The Daddy?
In a shameful display of guttersnipe journalism at the very nadir of good taste - there are certain dirty minded bastards who have started to question who good Prince Harry's real father is.
The problem has
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