Stories Archive by Month - April
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David Cameron Urges UK To Have A Party On Wedding Day
The Prime Minister wants Britons to celebrate the Royal Wedding with bunting and street parties.
But it has emerged that it is the skills of an assistant that have enabled his opinions to be made public.
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Britain Denies Home Advantage As Bottling It Becomes Olympic Sport
Lord Sebastian Coe has today denied that the creation of the new Olympic discipline of bottling it was done so with the express purpose of giving the host nation a medal chance.
Illinois House And Gun Owner's Privacy Demonstrate Why Women Should Not Be In Politics
Attorney General Lisa Madigan is a prime example as to why voters, both female and male, should not vote for women in political office after she tried to open up the files of gun owners
Yuri Gagarin: 'The Main Thing Is That There Is Sausage'
Yuri Gagarin liked a bit of sausage. 'The main thing is that there is sausage'. Those were his extraordinary last words before making history with the first manned space flight 50 years ago today.
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Bizarre Head 'N Shoulders Images of Simon Milton Rip Appear In UK Red Tops
London - Weirdly photochopped pics of Boris Johnson aide Sir Simon 'Paradise Lost' Milton have appeared in British tabloids.
The ex-Westmonster Council CEO died suddenly yesterday 'with the Mayor of London at his bedside' according to
Nurses To Issue Vote of No Confidence In Fernando Torres
After eleven games and almost twelve hours without scoring a goal, the Royal College of Nursing Congress has been moved to issue a vote of no confident in Chelsea striker Fernando Torres.
Gillian Duffy To Interrogate Colonel Gaddafi During Accidental Meeting
Gillian Duffy is expected to extend her reputation for asking difficult questions by accidentally bumping in Colonel Gaddafi and asking him what the hell he thinks he's doing.
Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock Furious
Step right up to the operating table and get your pointy ears. Yep, that's right. Forget about big boobs or a perfect nose. It's elf ears that people are demanding these days.
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