Stories Archive by Month - April
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Have You Seen Our Voice?
You might have noticed, dear reader(s), that there have been some changes on Chortler of late. The design for one. The type of content for another.
We are no [...]
Heather Locklear Faces Jail Time Over Recent 'Hit And Run' Incident
Heather Locklear faces jail time over recent 'hit and run' incident. The 48 year old actress was involved in a fracas outside a New York night club yesterday evening.
Heather was turned away from "Club
Nick Clegg Is As Bent As A Nine Pound Note Claim Rivals
Hot on the heels of his meteoric rise in popularity, Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg is quickly having to adjust to the seedy underbelly of political life as he becomes the target of an unprecedented smear
Armed Carjacker From Wiggington Trapped By Dog Turd
A man whose dog's crap was used to link him to an armed carjacking has been jailed for at least four minutes.
Fred Bumberclart was arrested in November 2008 when police recovered excrement from the burnt-out
Robert Pattinson Loves Squirrels They Are Real Cute And Fluffy
RPatz as his fans know is a real animal lover. He's also a fan of cook-shows on TV, particularly of chef Heston Blumenthal.
Rob can often be be found of a morning watching re-runs of Heston's
Real Source of Ash Burning Remains of New Labour
It is emphatically no secret that the last week or so has seen unprecedented absolute bloody chaos with large amounts of ash lounging around in the air rendering planes all over Europe grounded to prevent
End of The Rainbow Elves Sue Obama
The elves who reside at the end of the rainbow have filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration.
The elves are claiming that his secret service broke into there houses in the middle of the
Televised Leaders Debate In Spotlight
The latest in the series of televised leaders debates has reignited the controversy surrounding the televising of leaders debates.
This latest debate only served to remind all those members of both the press and the
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