Stories Archive by Month - April
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Susan Boyle: Beware They Are Coming
Lothian and Borders Police in Scotland are currently discussing contingency plans following reports from fansites that the Susan Boyle fanatics intend "to walk a lot."
Blackburn, West Lothian is now preparing for an invasion of multinational
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Royal British Navy Warships Are En Route To Iceland To Blast The Hell Out of The Volcano
PORTSMOUTH, England - A Royal British Navy warship flotilla left this English Channel port city early today en route to Iceland.
The British government has expressed extreme anger, disdain, outrage, and bitterness at the ugly hellacious
Louise Minchin To Appear In Playgent Magazine
LONDON - Louise Minchin, the presenter on BBC News At One and BBC Breakfast has agreed to appear in an eight page layout spread in the United Kingdom's most popular men's magazine PlayGent.
Minchin, caused quite
Samantha Cameron & Sarah Brown Uncover Skeleton In Miriam's Cupboard
If there's a job to be done, don't ask a man! That's the mood running through Westminster today as both the Cameron and Brown camps went ferreting about to get something juicy on
BNP Launch Confusing Manifesto
The British Nasty Party, also known as the BNP, have launched their manifesto and confused voters completely.
The manifesto was lauded as a triumph of political architecture by it's author, Sick Griffin. Speaking from inside his
Seven Year Old Expelled From School For Lewdness
A seven-year old girl has been expelled from her primary school for her lewd behaviour. Miss X was caught in the girls' toilets on a number of occasions, looking under the doors into the
Has Katie Price Had Alex Reid Neutered?
Rumours trickling down the drainpipe tell of a horror scenario at Katie Price's country mansion. In a series of medical procedures most of the local male population within several square miles has been sent
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