Stories Archive by Month - April
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Clegg In Being A Nazi Shock!
It was today revealed by the Daily Smellygraph that PM hopeful Nick Clegg is a raving Nazi. 'Ten years ago, writes Walter Torysmith, 'Clegg wrote an article in which he suggested that, a mere 70
Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, And Pixie Lott To Star In "The British Birds" The Story of Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, And Cilla Black
LONDON - Famed motion picture producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche has just announced that he will soon start production on the film The British Birds, which is the true story of British female singers Petula Clark, Marianne
Robert Pattinson Fills K-stew's Broomstick With Liquid Bat's Breath To Al Gore's Delight
Ever since R-Pattz joined the 'Friends Of the Earth' he's explored every possible way to set a good example and live a sustainable lifestyle. With all the air travel involved in his film career,
Simon Cowell's Fiancã©e Mezhgan Hussainy Places A Restraining Order Against Kara "Raging Hormones" Dioguardi
LOS ANGELES - In a move that many in the know knew was coming, Simon Cowell's fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy has asked the county court of Los Angeles to place a restraining order on American Idol
Real Source of Ash Burning Remains of New Labour
It is emphatically no secret that the last week or so has seen unprecedented absolute bloody chaos with large amounts of ash lounging around in the air rendering planes all over Europe grounded to prevent
Song Parody: The Ipad Song
Another song parody, this time about the Apple iPad to the tune of The Zephyr Song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Two Thousand Year Old Vending Machine Discovered
Fayoum Oasis south of Cairo - The extensive dig at Fayoum has rewarded the scientific community with an enormous amount of artifacts and new information about ancient Egypt. The dig site is dated in
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Norris Mcwhirter And The Eohippus Quest
Gaunt, enigmatic, sexually-charged Twilight couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been looking high and low for a suitable pet, a source close to the Daily Effluent told me yesterday.
Unfortunately, their search was
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