Stories Archive by Month - April
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Malcolm Mclaren Buried At Highate Cemetery Next To Jane Fonda
London - (RIP Mess): A plot reserved for the Kray Twins' PR guru was hastily sequestered by the McLaren family following a tense stand-off between HM tax inspectors and the Public Records Orifice in Kew.
McLaren,
Tea Party Patriots Rebut Liberal Writer
For weeks now, I've been doing my best, in my own gentle way, to ridicule, lambaste, degrade and otherwise mock the crap out the people who ridiculously call themselves,
Election 2010: Bun Fight In Second Leaders' Debate
The jelly came out in the second prime ministerial debate as Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg clashed over having affairs.
In camp exchanges, the three leaders crashed handbags on Europe, weight loss, tax, nuclear
Pete's Ode To Spring
By Pete Puma
Here, above the equador, where the toilets flush counter-clockwise, it is spring. I don't know about you assholes, but to Pete Puma, spring is synomical with sexy. We've
Nick Cleggover's Famous 'No More Than 30 Lovers' Start Emerging From The Woodwork!
London - (Rotters): They're hardly in the Jamie Jungers or Loredana Joile Tiger masterclass of notches on the bedpost.
But some of the thirty Nick Clegg shags that Glib Dem leader boasted about in
Over 40 Crowd Swoons For Michael Buble'
Mature female audiences the world over have found a new crooning heartthrob to adore, whose name alone paints the romantic picture of a chilled glass of Champagne. Still hot from his recent win at
Nick Griffin Strips Naked, Covers Himself With Marmite And Declares "I'm Full of Goodness!"
BNP leader Nick Griffin was embroiled in a row with Marmite earlier today following his behaviour at a party meeting. Griffin attended the meeting at Stoke-on-Trent wearing only a thin layer of Marmite. He urged
Nick Clegg Denies Being The Grandson of Cleggy Out of Last of The Summer Wine
A clearly exasperated Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg today issued his strongest denial yet as smears against his character continue to surface.
Nick Clegg vehemently denied that he is the grandson of Cleggy out of Last Of
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