Stories Archive by Month - April
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Kate Gosselin Jonesing For Katie Holmes' Life
So far, Kate Gosselin's attempt at becoming a big name in Hollywood has failed miserably, but that isn't keeping her from her dream of some day having her name associated with stardom. Perhaps all those
Gay Magazine Reviews UK Election Candidates
Gay magazine "Ass-lover monthly" has printed a review of the leaders of the three main parties who are competing for the up and coming UK election.
They said, "David Cameron has a cherubic boyish face, which
Friend of Jesse James Suggests That The Number of Cycle Chicks Is Actually 11
LONG BEACH - Jesse James, sitting in his Long Beach, California office of West Coast Choppers, revealed to an unnamed source that an alleged very close friend of his has confessed that the number of
A Drunk Joe Biden Rambles Incoherently At White House Picnic
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Joe Biden issued a press statement today from his bedroom at the Vice Presidential residence in Washington:
"I want to apologize for my words and actions yesterday at the annual
'More As We Get It' - Tagline Axed
It has been decided by unanimous agreement that the tagline 'More as we get it' is to be axed with immediate effect from all satirical websites.
The tagline, which has been used prolifically in recent years
Samantha Ronson Spits In Lindsay Lohan's Face - Lindsay Kicks Samantha In The Balls
WEST HOLLYWOOD - It certainly does appear that Lindsay Lohan just does not know what the meaning of "no" is. Her ex-boyfriend Samantha Ronson dumped her last year and since then LiLo has been openly
Kristen Stewart And Rob Pattinson Engaged For: 'Dances With Werewolves'
Taking full advantage of their type casting Hollywood's favorite couple has signed up to do the remake of Kevin Costner's best film.
'Dances With Werewolves' has Rob playing Lieutenant John Goodbar who is turned by
Sandra Bullock Makes A Strong Statement About Effen Tattoos
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock has remarked that she will never ever again date a man who has even one freakin' tattoo.
The winner of this years Academy Award for Best Actress stated that she has
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