Stories Archive by Month - April
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Massive Increase In Social Services Taking Children Into Care
Responding to the criticism of all Social Services departments across the UK over the handling of the Baby P case, West Nowhere Social Services are taking a much more pro-active approach.
"We do not want to
Miley Cyrus Stops Wearing A Bra; Surprised Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth Stops Wearing Hers Too!
The girl voted 'most likely to be in thirty skin magazines by age 21,' Miley Cyrus, has reversed her life course once again! Growing criticism about her personal life, and those nasty tabloid photos that
Pop-tarts To Be Renamed Pop-pastries
Battle Creek, MI - After years and years of putting up with entertainment columnists calling singers such as Britney Spears and Madonna "pop tarts," the makers of the snack food of the same name has
Lady Goo Goo As Lady Gaga Eats Nothing But Baby Food
Lady Gaga has been invited to appear in the next series of the television programme Freaky Eaters, after news broke today that she eats nothing but jars of baby food.
Lady Goo Goo, the artist formerly
A Currency You Can Drink To
You've heard about the Swiss franc. How about the blue franc? A group of winemakers in the Hungarian town of Sopron are set to launch their own currency [...]
Gordon Brown Cancels Final Debate
Overwhelmed during the first two debates, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has canceled the final debate, claiming his schedule as Prime Minister. Instead, he has decided on a Dancing With The Stars kind of contest
Scarlett Johansson Asks; 'Gwyneth Who?'
Lighting up the screen, or dare we say, steaming up the entire theater, Scarlett Johansson outshined, outplayed and out sexed her Iron Man 2 co-star Gwyneth Paltrow.
While early Iron Man 2 screenings are
Stephen Hawking Warns of Wheelchair Stealing Aliens
After years of sarcastically telling us that ET isn't going to come down and shoot us with his ray gun Mr Hawking has done an about face.
For years Hawking has told us how the Universe
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