Stories Archive by Month - April
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Sarah Harding And N-dubz In Pub Business Meeting Bust-up
Our man in the pub, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger reports that he saw Sarah Harding in a business meeting at a West End pub with Camden rappers N-Dubz, although Harding appeared more enthusiastic
Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka's Honeymoon On Dancing With The Stars Is Over
HOLLYWOOD - Well one thing that will not be in Jake and Vienna Pavelka's home will be The Dancing With The Stars mirror ball trophy.
The airline pilot from Dallas was eliminated from the dancing reality
Butch & Pete's Personal Dating Service, Vol. 1
Posted by Butch Suede
Many of our readers and some creeps at the gym ask us how to score chicks. Without looking like us it's rather hard to explain, so instead
Swedish Royal Wedding Bombs As Bush's Son Jonas Bergstrom 'Shags Norwegian Handball Star'
Sweden - (Stockholm Syndrome): The royal wedding of Princess Madeleine and George W Bush's Swedish son Jonas Bergstrom has been scratched.
Tanned, blue-eyed 31 year-old lawyer Bergstrom has blown it - and all because of
BNP To BNP: Sheikh Hasina Congratulates Nick Griffin On Election Broadcast
Dhaka, Bangladesh - BNP Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina on Monday sent greetings to her counterpart nationalist party in the United kingdom on the occasion of the BNP (UK) election 2010 broadcast by Nick Griffin, which
Jesse James Says He Would Love To Meet Tia Brodie, Aka "The Fire Eater"
LONG BEACH, California - According to Jesse James' main tattooist, Dusty "Bubba" Applecutter, the soon-to-be-no-longer Mr. Sandra Bullock wants to meet Tia Brodie, aka "The Fire Eater" so bad he can taste her.
James who has
Free Cocaine For Student Voters
The Liberal Democratic Party, famous for their liberal attitude towards recreational drugs, are promising "at least" a couple of grams of Bolivian Marching Powder to every student who agrees to vote LibDem on 6th May.
Sniff
'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled
Somehow it's a slow news day when we're talking about Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in the same sentence, but the weekend internet and press fight between the two has escalated into a commitment to
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