Stories Archive by Month - May

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Lindsay Lohan Wants Dad To Apologize To Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Wants Dad To Apologize To Ronson

Sam Ronson-free, but definitely not liking it, Lindsay Lohan actually blames her dad Michael Lohan for triggering her breakup with Samantha Ronson with those endless headline-making cracks about his daughter's boy-oh-boy great love affair with

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Added: 04 May 2009
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Amy Winehouse Wins Right To Secretive Druggin' And Drinkin'

A British court attended by magistrates with wigs pulled down over their eyes like sheep in wolves clothing has agreed to ban reporters from observing the multiple felonies and desperate druggin' and drinkin' bouts of

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Added: 04 May 2009
Appearance On Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

Appearance On Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with a donut manufacturer. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract

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Added: 04 May 2009
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Hatton Almost Wins In Las Vegas!

Ricky Hatton did himself and his vast army of travelling fans proud here in Las Vegas in the early hours, when the Manchester-based boxer came to within a hairs-breadth of beating Manny Pacquiao in their

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Added: 04 May 2009
Profiles In Conservative Courage: Michele Bachmann, The Other Michelle

Profiles In Conservative Courage: Michele Bachmann, The Other Michelle

Michele Bachmann is a conservative hero who has bucked numerous populist progressive programs. Perhaps her most famous quote is "We're Running Out of Rich People in this Country." While other conservatives are fighting for their

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Added: 03 May 2009
Prince Philip Posts Video of Naked Windsor Sex Romp Couple On Youtube

Prince Philip Posts Video of Naked Windsor Sex Romp Couple On Youtube

Windsor, U.K. [UPI] - In what may be considered a first in Royal circles, a couple having sex on the lawn out front of Windsor Castle have had their escapade taped via Royal webcam and

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Michele Bachman (r-mi) Nominated For Special Darwin Award Prehumously

The Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives: by eliminating themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner. This improving our species' chance of long-term survival

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Added: 03 May 2009
Jennifer Aniston Blows Her Top!

Jennifer Aniston Blows Her Top!

Jennifer Aniston has lost her cool completely according to her friends and showing how deeply bitter she is about her ex, John Mayer's highly publicized romp with 23-year old cocktail waitress, Scheana Marie Jancan. "He

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Added: 03 May 2009


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