Stories Archive by Month - May
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Paris Hilton Invites Miley Cyrus To A Celebrity Sleep Over
Following an evening out with Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus was spotted braving the snow all bundled up as she left Paris Hilton's New York City apartment this afternoon after a celibrity sleep over (December 19).
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Swine Flu Threat To Cup Final
A Press statement is expected to be released later today that may have severe implications for the cup final between Chelsea and Everton at Wembley on 30 May.
It's thought that, because of developments in the
Britains Got Talent - Susan Boyle Is Liar And Cheat Says Sid 'Supersonic' Little
Supersonic Sid made a startling outburst this morning, by branding Susan Boyle both a liar and cheat, as he believes she is his former comedy partner, Eddie Large.
Sid who is a devout Christian demonstrated this
Melissa Rivers: The Tantrum The Celebrity Apprentice Cameras Didn't See
LAS VEGAS - Melissa Rivers, still steaming and fuming from being fired by Donald Trump told a reporter for The Las Vegas Light Beacon about some of the behind the scenes action that the Celebrity
Hatton Unhappy With Fight Arrangements
Trouble in the Ricky Hatton camp today ahead of his light-welterweight bout with Manny Pacquiao in Las Vegas tomorrow, with the Manchester boxer objecting to the start time of the fight.
The fight, at the MGM
Bgt's Sue Son Tells Best Mate To Do One
Heartless fiddler and Vanessa Mae wannabe, Sue Son stunned her best mate Janine Khalil in front of millions of viewers in Saturday's BGT instalment by unceremoniously ditching her.
The pair initially appeared as instrumental duo, Addicted,
Bgt's Jamie Pugh Fired From Pizza Delivery Job
He may have wowed the audience, the judges, and millions of television viewers with his rendition of 'Bring Him Home' from the muscal production of Les Miserables, but Jamie Pugh, brother of Gladys from Hi
Swine Flu Infects Angelina Jolie's Chihuahua Before Being Swept Away By Tornado
Angelina Jolie's six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight. The puppy is currently receiving treatment for the notorious
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