Stories Archive by Month - May
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Leno Rises From The Dead After Succumbing To Swine Flu
Jay Leno was back on TV, returning to "Tonight" with jokes about swine flu, the 103-degree fever that sent him to the hospital and the mysterious visitor that kept him company.
NBC posted security outside his
'Mocking' - Michael Barrymore Looked Up Susan Boyle's Skirt In 1995
Mad-cap comedian, Michael Barrymore (who is more mad than cap) has been 'outed' as peeking up Susan Boyle's skirt in 1995.
During the filming of "My Kind of People", Susan Boyle who was thirty-five at the
Swine Flu Source Uncovered
The world was stunned today when it was revealed that the outbreak of swine flu could be traced back to a single source. Kermit The Frog.
The world famous TV presenter, actor, singer and global green
Ann Coulter To Have Adam's Apple Removed
Unwed, Bible-Humping, "I-am-not-a-lesbian", Christian Conservative Ann Coulter revealed today that she plans on undergoing a delicate procedure to remove her Adam's Apple in an effort to attract a mate.
Swine Flu Vaccine 'Not To Be Given To Vegetarians'
The government confirmed today that vegetarians would not be given the swine flu vaccine as 'it's only fair.'
An official statement released this morning said 'Basically, if you live by the sword you die by the
Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due To Swine Flu
(Anaheim-CA) Disneyland continues having a difficult time living up to its "Happiest Place on Earth" promise. Only two weeks after Disney employees took over the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride,
Rush Limbaugh Attacks Obama
In his daily rant, Talk Radio's #1 Mouthpiece, Rush Limbaugh has launched into President Barack Obama once again this Friday morning.
Saying, "Obama has the backbone of a squid", Limbaugh especially attacked Obama's plans to withdraw
Bjork Works To Save Iceland From Bankruptcy
Pop singer Bjork (pronounced BEE-YORKKKKK, just like you are upchucking a bad pizza), always a fountainhead of new and eccentric ideas, has decided to help alleviate Iceland's terrible economic problems.
Iceland, long a self reliant
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